“Hey, the steam’s starting to take effect. You gonna come in and change with us? Or stay out there and enjoy the show?”

One of many possibilties: They’re in the small sauna, and together, so it’s unlikely they’ve got the Grow steam going. They want fun, though, so it’s a mix that will slowly shrink those affected, but grow their muscles and cocks at the same time. Usually the cocks grow faster than the muscles, but don’t stay in there too long, or you’ll end up with a cock bigger than you are until it wears off, you’ll be unable to move yourself, and you’ll still be in the steam and shrinking…

This is surprisingly hot. It’s set up not as a permanent transformation, which I enjoy, and also as not a standard transformation. Be hot and swollen as a blueberry and enjoyed by others.

I’m certainly enjoying the plan of tequila and tumblr on this day off, and my cock (with some cock rings for enhancement of pleasure) is enjoying it too.

Topsy-Turvy transformation into a hunk.

A day off after Dragcon, had some tequila and feeling horny, and housemates don’t get back for another 2.5 hours, so let’s see what kind of questions I’m asked or what trouble I might get into. 😉

Picture from earlier, relaxing at an arboretum.

Yes yes yes I would love to have a tiny-me and hold him to make out with a tiny copy of my boyfriend. But that’s only for a start. And our copies and us would definetly be switching sizes pretty often.

bigmenbigmusclesbigpackages:

“Boyfriend Grower App!? Let’s see… cock size – grow to 12 inches… yep.
Wait… what does ‘grow everything’ do?”

Oh damn, that’s hot. I think we need a wider release of that app…

One Day at a Time. Where Abuelita Lydia, a very religious woman, resolves her homophobia in 10 seconds because she knows what is important to her.

gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

Null Rando TF Jellybeans

zoroaster666:

“Yeah, they all have different, weird effects,” Jerry grinned, holding
out the bag. "Like, here,“ he picked out a red one. "No idea what this
does,” he handed me the bag and popped it in his mouth. "Mmm, tastes
goo-wooo!“ Jerry felt suddenly dizzy, then like he was falling as he
rapidly shrank down to just under a foot tall! "Whoah,” he stumbled
around a little, then laughed at his own absurdly high-pitched voice.
“See? They’re fun. Only last a few minutes, try one.”
“Eh, okay,”
I shrugged. Why not, right? I picked out a green one. "Mmm, lime, I
think,“ I swallowed it, and then, I felt it…like my balls were being
squeezed, my dick being sucked into my. Even my titties got really sore
for a few seconds, like they were being pinched super-hard. I looked
down and sighed, rolling my eyes when I saw my crotch was smooth. Even
my tits and navel were gone. "Seriously?”
“Eh, your junk’ll be back
in a few minutes. Enjoy bein’ a Ken doll while you can, huh?” Jerry
squeaked up at me. "Try another one. Hand me one, too,“ he winked.
Long as the changes only last for a few minutes…eh…why not?