So suck it deep and hard tumblr, ‘cause you seriously do SUCK! SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK!! And yeah, have a nice fucking day! To all you great people who’ve enjoyed and gotten off on my guys, come see me at GiganticHugeMeat.blogspot.com After a short break, I’ll be posting all new guys there––for your pleasure!!
A Classic! Seems like someone perfected shrinking through exposure to audio and this little action figure fell asleep with his headphones in. Would love to play it a little at a time in a few different places, maybe during a basketball teams practice sessions, a gym using their sound system, underwater during water polo practice, just a little until after months not one guy is over 6′ tall, then 5′8, and on to 5′5, and eventually 5′ even. It’d be fun to watch all those jocks come to terms with being still buff, ripped, and talented but also shrimps now.
Or maybe creating an audio file with the track speed up and 100 layers of it, and hide a bluetooth speaker in a H&M, Forever 21, Vans, or Zumiez dressing room and wait for the “right kind of guy” to walk in, and hit ‘em with a few seconds of the track and have an instant pocket sized prize. You should probably add a camera so you can see him, watch his own reflection reduce in a matter of seconds.
Perhaps, a way to survive the purge and see what the horizon brings?
Should this survive the purge, a pangolin must sometimes be practical. It won’t nearly be as much fun, but with most disappearing Sunday and everything Monday, I’m curious what will remain.
It was wild, watching him subdue your alpha beast of a roommate with a hypnotic induction. Wild, and wildly arousing. You couldn’t stop wishing it was you. And judging by the way he’s looking at you, you’ll be getting your wish very shortly.
A hard part of me is wishing this, that look is still such a thing…
A perfect pair of pillows for my life. What, and this mug and shirt? Yeah, all from @meakoopa’s curated teepublic list: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/meakoopa See, being kind is important, and we’re still queer unkillable cockroaches when we need to be. #BeBraveEnoughToBeKind
size queen told him 8 inches wasnt big enough, got shrunk down to 18 inches, is it big enough now? the guy asks. let’s find out, let’s find out all winter break.
Now tiny+stretchy size queen feels his brain and thoughts and priorities getting mushed and jumbled around, every time his owner’s giant cockhead thrusts up his ass, through his rib cage and chest, past his tight but elastic throat, and into his skull, temporarily deforming his head and face, before sliding back out. Size queen eventually stops caring, he’s finally found a cock big enough.
Master likes how the tiny size queen looks with his dickhead bulging deep in him,he looks like one of those stress balls where the eyes bulge when you squeeze it.
I started out as a prank – Will and Chris filled their friend Jake’s room with balloons for his birthday. They know he had a balloon fetish and they loved making fun of him for it.
He was surprised at first. “Holy shit,” he gasped, staring at his bedroom full of balloons. Chris snickered, seeing that Jack’s cock instantly started hardening in his pants.
“You want us to leave you alone with your new friends?” Chris laughed.
Jake nudged him, too turned on to be annoyed. “Guys, you know I’m spozed to have a date tonight – I can’t bring him back here like this.”
Will laughed. “Better he finds out what you’re into now, though, right?”
Jake took a step into the room and accidentally stepped on one of the balloons, popping it. And that’s when everything changed.
The sound of the pop startled the three guys, and triggered the hypnotic suggestion they didn’t even remember getting.
Chris stopped laughing and looked confused. “What … what’s going on?” he said. His whole body was tingling. The smell of rubber overwhelmed him.
Will had to reach out to steady himself on the wall. “Kinda dizzy,” he said. “Jake… pop another.”
Jake shrugged. For some reason that sounded like a good idea. He stepped on another balloon, pressing it under foot until it burst.
All three guys felt another rush of adrenaline at the sound, and when it passed, all three had rock hard boners.
“You guys,” said Jake, feeling loopy. “What was in these balloons?”
Chris just laughed again. “I dunno dude,” he said, rubbing his body. “I feel super stoned.”
Will reached out to touch Chris’ chest. “No you don’t,” he said. “You feel normal to me.”
Chris laughed. “No, man, I meant … I dunno what I meant.” He reached out to start rubbing Will as well, and suddenly the two men stumbled and fell backwards into a pile of balloons. There were several pops, and when Jake rushed over to check on them, he saw they were both furiously undoing each others’ pants.
“What’s going on with you … ohhhh,” Jake moaned, as two more balloons popped. He couldn’t remember what he was about to say, or even his own name. He just wanted to get all slippery with his two best buds in a pile of balloons.
Okay, folks. So. Tumblr’s jumped the shark in a big way, and I’m not even just talking about indiscriminately blocking all “adult” content on a platform that IS, in fact, primarily 18+.
Many blogs, like the wonderful @blackkatmagic , that are not especially NSFW have vanished.
(And I for one LIKE being able to go to curated porn blogs run by actual people and have a chance of finding stuff to my taste, it was one of the things that kept me on this hellsite, but that’s another issue entirely.)
I know lots of people are talking about migrating, but none of us are sure to where yet. Pillowfort seems to be an option, some people are talking about Twitter. But for now, it’s a mess, and even if we knew where we were going, it’s often a huge process, and a lot of us have stuff on tumblr that ONLY exists there.
One possible quick solution to save your blogs, both NSFW and personal, is to import it to WordPress. I found this solution through from frantic googling on how to save an entire blog, text posts an all. There are several apps for downloading all the pictures from a tumblr, (Plently for Windows, but only a few paid ones for mac, of which Tumbelog Picture Downloader is working for me so far) but this is the only solution I’ve seen so far that allows you to save EVERYTHING. I downloaded my NSFW blog in like 10 min. My regular blog, which is significantly larger, is in the process of importing, but I don’t anticipate any problems. I will, of course, update you if I have any.
This tutorial I found worked really easily. http://quickguide (.) tumblr (.) com/post/39780378703/backing-up-your-tumblr-blog-to-wordpress
I put parenthesis around the .’s like we’re back in FF-Hell, just in case tumblr’s new thing about outgoing links kicks in. You know what to do.
To break it down, just in case:
Sign up for a WordPress.com account at wordpress (.) com/start
You’ll have to create an account, with your email, a username, and a password. They should send you a confirmation email immediately, check it, activate it, and you’re good to go.
On the site, it will ask you for a site name. That page asks you a bunch of other information too, but you only have to fill out the site name.
Then you have to give your site a URL. If you’re lucky, your tumblr URL is still available, if not you’ll have to come up with another one, sorry.
It will tell you if that option is still available for free.
Then it will ask you to pick a plan. Free is really good enough, I swear.
Now you’re set up! You can import your tumblr!
The only differences from the linked tutorial are that the Import button is now on the first level menu, not in tools.
Hit Import, then you have to follow the link for “other importers” at the bottom, to find the option for Tumblr.
Then you’ll have to sign in with tumblr, using your normal tumblr credentials. You’ll be redirected there automatically.
You’ll have to allow WordPress permissions on your blog.
Then your blogs, including all your sideblogs, will show up in wordpress.
Hit import, wait a WHILE depending on the size of your blog, and you’re done!
ALSO!!
I made my NSFW blog private for now, since I don’t know WP’s policy on NSFW.
This means that to access it, someone has to have an account and request access. But hey, part of our problem on this hellsite has been people going places they aren’t wanted, so I don’t personally see this as a bad thing. They can send a request from the landing site on your blog, you get an email, click a link in the email, and PRESTO, they have access.
To make it private, go to Settings > Reading > Site Visibility. Go back and check, it took me changing the setting twice for it to actually stick.
tl;dr, you can import your entire blog to wordpress in just a few steps.
I’m going to tag the hell out of this, in no particular order. PLEASE reblog this and spread the word so people know it’s an option. If you’re having trouble, PM me, and I’m happy to help.
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