asinusfr:

He he ^^ Pretending you’re not happy but let me note this, not only are you currently sending me a selfie, but you made sure it would be a sexy one, making sure I can see how hairy, furry even my puppy’s tummy and chest are becoming. And to be honest pup, I thought a surprise canine change would spice our anniversary up, but I wasn’t expecting it to make you look so sexy.

Maybe I should pup out with you when I get back home 😉

banlieu-morphs:

woke up like this

A leisurely Sunday morning where my body slowly shrinks toward my cock and balls would be good. But then so would an expanding cock that becomes a body pillow to cuddle. Or just becoming more and more stretchy to take up more of the bed and wrap around myself in a warm pleasant pile as sections of my limbs start to be pulled over the side of the bed by gravity. Or…

orbisonblue:

kozacy:

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen