Wayne the Wizard has cast his annual Halloween spell at the frat party, making all the boys turn into their costumes for the evening. Oh, and making them all gay, and extremely horny.
So instead of two bright, promising college students, we now have a horny gay cowboy and a brainless, horny surfer dude. Wayne’s getting all the video cameras set up – the real festivities are about to begin.
“Bahaha, it’s no use fighting Derek. Just admit you had a few too many on St.Patricks day and…got a little leprechauned. I mean I can admit I think you’re pretty cute shrunk down and freckled like this. And from that wee poke coming out the front of your shorts I think you might like having a big guy like me around you.”
They thought the muscle serum was just that – a muscle serum. But over the week, as their bodies grew, so did their sex drive. By the weekend, both men were giggling sluts, cuddling and tickling each other as they pulled the clothing from their sexy new bodies.
Michael began his career as the singer for Wham!, along with former schoolmate Andrew Ridgeley, in the early 1980s. The group had hits with “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” “Careless Whisper,” and the enduring “Last Christmas.” And throughout his career, he’s always been unfailingly sex positive – before it was cool.