Beauty and the Beast but they’re lesbians
And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay
This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda”
if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses idea
Alright, listen up you sorry excuse for a burnt crepe
The animated version of Beauty and the Beast is dedicated “To our friend Howard, who gave a mermaid her voice and a beast his soul, we will be forever grateful.”
Why?
Because the lyricist for the movie was Howard Ashman, a gay man who died of AIDS, only a few months before the release of the movie.
The version of the story you love has always had queerness in it.
It’s a story written by a gay man dying of AIDS, of someone who was cursed, whose time was running out and their death was coming, and the world wanted to hasten it along instead of helping, instead of loving him and understanding that he was never truly a monster.
It’s never belonged to you, not all the way. The soul of the Beast is queer.
“Oh, but the original version of the fairy-tale”
Fine, fuck you.
Gay version of the Little Mermaid, then.
You know, the one which was written by Hans Christian Andersen, a gay man who watched the love of his life marry a woman.
The original version story ends in tragedy, but with the idea that while the mermaid could not be with the man she loved, she does eventually gain a soul and find peace, when he was a gay man in a time when that felt denied to him.
Disney changed the ending of the Little Mermaid, the lyrics of which were also written by Howard Ashman, and gave her a true happy ending.
Now, let’s honour the inherent queerness of the story and acknowledge that we are in a time when gay people can be happy, they can be with the ones who we love, and make that the story.
Damn right that’s part of gay agenda. Gays in space. Gay mermaids. Gay Beasts. Gays goddamn everywhere there’s a good story, because it’s about damn time.
Watch as we take over every story that you thought belonged to you and make them delightfully, blatantly, queer, just to fuck with you, specifically.
Happily ever after.
Also:
Fairy tales and Shakespeare cannot be stolen. (An argument can be made, given the way Shakespeare magpied his way through folklore, given the way his narratives have slithered into Western consciousness, that at this point, they’re the same thing.) They are works transformed by the telling.
Would you tell Disney they stole all their stories? How about Robin McKinley? Stephen Sondheim? Me? All the people who work in fairy tales, who use them as building blocks, as common ground to set a stage, we’re not stealing, we’re continuing a grand and human tradition.
This isn’t “the gay agenda.” If anything, this is “the straight agenda.” Laying claim to a thing that human nature itself says has to change and shift and flux and grow to survive, and saying “oh, no, if you change this one thing, this load-bearing thing, the story is destroyed.”
Fuck that. Ain’t nobody strong enough to kill these stories.
The straight agenda: aggressively make everything straight and then accuse everyone else of being the ones with an agenda
Yes, yes, yes. So much. Also, I love the insult “you sorry excuse for a burnt crepe”.
Author: practicalpangolin
I’m gonna outlive donald trump i dont care how long i have to wait i wanna live in a world where he doesnt exist and I dont have to hear or see him
Spite, fuel me
im not goin anywhere
god this was so uplifting to read
The great thing about adding extras is the possibilities are endless! Don’t like one form? Try another!
Oh gosh yes. Ability to customize the form on a whim or for a particular extra? Yes please.
75 NSFW Asks. Obliterate me. Please ask me as many as you want
- What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
- Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
- Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
- Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
- Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
- Do you like having your balls touched?
- Do you like having your nipples touched?
- Do you like having your anus touched?
- Have you ever been fisted?
- Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
- Do you have any kinks?
- Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
- Do you pee in the shower?
- Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
- Have you had sex in the shower?
- Do you like being naked?
- Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
- Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
- Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
- Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
- Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
- Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
- How many sexual partners have you had?
- How often do you masturbate?
- What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
- Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
- What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
- Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
- Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
- What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
- Do you ever go commando?
- Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
- How big is your penis?
- Does your penis curve at all?
- Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
- Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
- Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
- Do you like the way your genitals look?
- Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
- Do you like your butt?
- What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
- Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
- Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
- Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
- What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
- Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
- What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
- What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?
- Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
- Spit or swallow?
- When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
- Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
- Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
- Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
- Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
- Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
- Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
- Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
- Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
- Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?
- What are your favorite positions?
- Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
- Have you ever had any genital injuries?
- Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
- Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
- If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
- What’s something you like about your body?
- What’s something you dislike about your body?
- What body parts do you find the sexiest?
- What was your most recent sexual thought?
- Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?
- When was the last time you touched your genitals?
- Do you often imagine people naked?
Sounds like a fun game! Send me some asks with numbers if you want to know Kit a little better *wags*
A great list of Truths for truth or dare, want to keep this handy. 😉
“Hey John,” called my roommate
Harry said from our living room. “Come check this out.”“Can’t it wait?” I yelled back.
“I’m about to head out to the gym.”“It’ll just take a sec.”
I stopped packing my gym bag and
sighed. Harry was a couple years younger and it seemed like he was
always getting excited over the dumbest things. Don’t get me wrong-
he’s a great guy, but he’s only 21 and kind of a small guy, and a lot
of the time it feels like he’s an annoying younger brother.“What is it?” I said, poking my
head out of my doorway.He had his finger and gun aimed at me
like it was a gun.“This is my new ray gun.”
I rolled my eyes.
“Are you done wasting my time now?”
I asked.Harry grinned.
“Don’t you want to know what it
does?”“Not really,” I said and started to
head back in my room.“Pyew!” Harry said, in a kid-like
“laser gun” sound.It’s strange. I swear I felt something
hit my back. I stopped and turned back to Harry, who was grinning.“Did you shoot a rubber band or
something at me?” I asked.“This is my Submission gun,” he
said. “That was the lowest setting.”“Uh huh,” I said. “Well… just
don’t fire it anymore. I’m going to go to the gym.”“No, stay here!” Harry called. “We
haven’t hung out in forever- it’ll be fun.”I thought about it. It had been a
while, and I could always go later in the afternoon.“Fine,” I capitulated. “What did
you have in mind?”Harry grinned like a kid on Christmas.
“Well, I have to finish showing you
my gun!” He said. He made the same finger-gun and took aim.“Pyew!” he said. Again, I could
have sworn I felt a light tap. “Now get us a couple beers.”“That’s what that thing does?” I
said, walking toward the fridge. “It makes me get us beers?”I grabbed two beers, opened them and
headed back into the living room.“For starters,” Harry said as I
handed him one. “It has different settings, from agreeability to
deference to submission to obedience…”I plopped next to him on the couch and
took a long sip of my beer.“Well, you might need an upgrade,”
I said. “We both know that I’m in charge here.”Harry considered me. Then he pretended
to spin a dial on the side of his fingers.“Fine, John,” he said coolly.
“Let’s try a higher setting, shall we?”He aimed.
“Pyew!”
There was no doubt about it this time.
It felt like something hit me in the chest like a rubber ball.“Get on the floor,” Harry said
softly. “The couch is mine.”Something seemed to shift in my head.
It still felt like this was a game, but… I don’t know. The stakes
just got a lot higher. My heartbeat felt a little quick.“Haha, okay, Harry,” I said.
“Game’s over.”Harry stared at me. He wasn’t smiling
anymore.I felt a twist in my stomach. Like I
was disappointing Harry. It felt horrible.“On the floor,” he said, firmly.
“Harry…” I started.
“On. The floor.”
We stared at each other.
“This… this is stupid!” I said,
shifting my legs. “I mean, I can sit here, or I can sit on the
floor. I can do whatever I want.”“Last chance,” Harry said softly.
I felt like I was in a panic. This was
ridiculous. Were we really going to fight about this? And why did I
feel so bad about this? It was my damn apartment too! Hell, it was my
couch!“…no…” I whispered.
Harry was quiet for a second. I stared
down at the floor, awkwardly.“You know, I was going to stop
there,” Harry said. “I just wanted you to treat me a little
nicer, to stop acting like you owned the entire world.”He paused.
“Look at me.”
I looked up, jaw clenched. He spun the
same invisible dial on the side of his finger.“Harry… don’t….” I softly
pleaded.“Pyew!”
It struck like a fist.
“On the floor, boy. On all fours.”
The shame! Like flames all over my
body. I threw myself on the floor, head bowed down, face blushing.“Yes, Harry.” I heard myself say.
“I’m sorry, Harry!”“Yes, sir.” Harry said.
“Yes, Sir!” I repeated.
“Look at me.”
I pulled my gaze up from the floor to
look at Harry staring down at me. His eyes were so fierce. He stood
above me, so strong, so dominant. How could I have ever disobeyed
him? How could I have ever foolishly thought that I was in charge?
That I even had it in me to challenge him?“We could have been equals,” he
said. “But now, you’re mine.”I felt a shiver run down my spine at
the word “mine.”“Don’t move,” he said. I couldn’t
have if I wanted to.He pulled off his t-shirt and threw it
aside. Then he slowly undid his belt and took off his pants, looking
down at me the entire time.“Who am I?” he asked, coolly.
“You’re my…. you’re…” I
struggled. “…you own me.”“That’s right,” Harry grinned,
sliding off his underwear. His dick was already half-erect. I
couldn’t take my eyes off of it.“And this,” he continued. “Is
your world.”And as soon as he said it, I knew it
was true. It was beautiful. It was the most glorious cock I had ever
seen. It needed to be obeyed.“Suck it,” he said.
I rose to my knees and took his
glorious seven inches into my mouth. It was heaven! It was purpose!
It was glory!After sucking for what felt like both
hours and seconds of glorious bliss, he pushed me off of his wondrous
cock. I almost cried, being kept away.“There’s one last setting on this
gun, boy.”I stared up at him.
“One that erases all your memories,
your personality, everything you ever were. All that’s left will be
my own personal cockslave. There is no going back. There will only be
my cock, and its pleasure. It will consume you.”He twisted the invisible dial and then
paused for a second, considering. His erect cock, still wet from my
spit, bobbed in front of my face.“Pyew!”
Huh. I like the ray gun aspect, and the story’s a turn on, until the total submission and erasure. I don’t like the idea of that, so I’d only use the lighter settings.
Amy Adams photographed by Sofia Sanchez and Mauro Mongiello for The New York Times
Amy Adams in WWII period garb? Gorgeous.
NBCK99′s Cock Questionaire
I created a little survey partly out of curiosity but mostly to gather ideas for a possible story. Feel free to send this back to me either privately or publicly, and ignore any questions about things you’re not into.
If you could
manipulate/change·
Your own body·
The body of a single close friend/significant
other·
The bodies of random strangersWhich would
you choose?How many
cocks is enough?·
One·
Two·
The more the merrier!If I said I
was going to make a guy “all cock” would you expect him to·
Grow a cock larger than his body·
Grow cocks in random places/have body parts turn
into cocks·
Literally turn into a cockWould you
want me to change you in one of those ways? If so, which one?If I decided
to permanently turn one of your body parts into a cock, what body part would
you choose?If I temporarily
turned your body parts into cocks, what body part(s) would you choose?If I turned
you into a cock, would you rather just enjoy the experience or be attached to
another guy?If two guys
grew/shrunk so that one guy was only as big as the other guy’s cock, would you
rather be the little guy or the big one?In that same
scenario, would it be hotter for the smaller guy to shrink and become tiny or
for the larger guy to grow into a giant?If I could
permanently change the size of your cock and make it so that people would think
your size was normal, how big would you want it, soft and hard?Do you have
a particular cock transformation fantasy that I didn’t cover? I’d love to hear
it.
Sharing again so I can find it easily. Some very hot questions here.
In the doctor’s office, the doctor told Preston to relax and sleep. Preston, conditioned from being hypnotized here in the office fell quickly into trance. Much to the Doctor’s surprise, Preston spoke to the Doctor. “Relax with me, Doctor. Good hypnotists make good subject too. And you find it hot to be put under by one of your subject. You can feel yourself relax and drift under. You want to join me. You can sleep and still be in control. Just close you eyes and sleep. Let your neck go limp. Tell me to remove my clothes.”
“Remove… remove your clothes for me Preston.” The Doctor said in a relaxed voice, his thoughts swimming away from him.
“Yes, Sir.” Preston replied. “Join me and take off your clothes too, Sir.”
Both of them removed their clothes, each deepening the other as they removed their clothes.
“I’m going to stroke your cock now.” The Doctor murmured.
“Of course Sir, And you feel it on your cock as well.” Preston said. “Enjoy it as much as I do Sir.”
I find I love mutual hypnosis and control stories like this.
His body was built to ensnare other guys. You can probably feel it now.
Ridiculous perfection.
purplepangolin 