sausagewithgirth:

Your former best friend looks down on you smugly. He knows he does not even need to ask, you are lusting after his cock. With a simple nod of his approval, you will be wrapping your lips around his meat, trying desperately to suck a load out of his balls.

I mean…He’s not wrong…

itstransformingtime:

When I came to this bar with my boyfriend he was just a skinny twink who was a total submissive, that was until he ordered one of the special beers available at the bar.

All he did was take a few sips before I noticed the changes begin. His whole body began to swell as his muscles grew larger. I couldn’t take my eyes off of his arms as his biceps grew larger and larger, stretching his size small t shirt to the limits.

Black lines were soon making their way down his arm, criss crossing as a tribal style tattoo began to form. His now much larger and thicker neck also has some black lines form as star tattoo appeared.

At the same time his well style medium length hair grew shorter and more messy while well groomed stubble appeared on his now more angular and masculine looking face, a far cry from the baby face he has only a moment ago.

His clothes began to morph becoming larger, his tshirt showing off his new arms perfectly.

“Man that’s some good shit” he said in a voice that was now much deeper, as he reached down as adjusted what was now obviously a much larger package in his pants. “Shame you don’t like beer” he said as he took another sip and wrapper his arm around me, allowing me to take in how much bigger he now was than me and for some reason, it really turned me on, I think I may like this new boyfriend of mine.

Well that’s some nice beer.

katemckinnonisbae:

katemckinnonplease:

jillianghostmann:

buyreputationbytaylorswift:

jillianghostmann:

kate-mckillmeplz:

mkinnon:

wonderswoman:

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE

MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

accurate

My phone is crashing from all the gay

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

Null Rando TF Jellybeans

purplepangolin:

zoroaster666:

“Yeah, they all have different, weird effects,” Jerry grinned, holding
out the bag.  "Like, here,“ he picked out a red one.  "No idea what this
does,” he handed me the bag and popped it in his mouth.  "Mmm, tastes
goo-wooo!“ Jerry felt suddenly dizzy, then like he was falling as he
rapidly shrank down to just under a foot tall!  "Whoah,” he stumbled
around a little, then laughed at his own absurdly high-pitched voice.
“See?  They’re fun.  Only last a few minutes, try one.”
“Eh, okay,”
I shrugged.  Why not, right?  I picked out a green one.  "Mmm, lime, I
think,“ I swallowed it, and then, I felt it…like my balls were being
squeezed, my dick being sucked into my.  Even my titties got really sore
for a few seconds, like they were being pinched super-hard.  I looked
down and sighed, rolling my eyes when I saw my crotch was smooth.  Even
my tits and navel were gone.  "Seriously?”
“Eh, your junk’ll be back
in a few minutes.  Enjoy bein’ a Ken doll while you can, huh?” Jerry
squeaked up at me.  "Try another one.  Hand me one, too,“ he winked.
Long as the changes only last for a few minutes…eh…why not?

Random effects like that? Temporary random body altering effects? I’d order those so quickly…

Reblogging this again because these kinds of transformation effects are absolutely and definitely something I’d enjoy.